The World's Funniest Football Jokes
Author(s): Jim Chumley
What did the manager do when the pitch became flooded?
He sent on his subs.
God and the devil were having an argument, and Satan proposed a football game between heaven and hell to resolve the dispute.
God, in his eternal goodness, pointed out that it wouldn't be a fair match because all the 'good' players go to heaven.
The devil smiled, replying, "Yes, but we've got all the refs."
Football is obviously very serious business-- like when that disallowed goal was 'never off-side', and that was 'totally a dive' but it's a funny old game really. This compendium of hilarious jokes will help you see the lighter side when your team is showing you up, and give your mates a good chuckle at the celebrations when they win.
Product Information
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General Fields
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- : Summersdale Publishers
- : Summersdale Publishers
- : 0.117934
- : 12 October 2017
- : 175mm X 125mm
- : United Kingdom
- : books
Special Fields
- : Jim Chumley
- : Paperback
- : English
- : 828.9202
- : 128